Terms & Conditions

welcome to the terms and conditions page of gooners inc., where we attempt to lay down the law with the finesse of a clumsy juggler.

1. acceptance of terms

by accessing or using the gooners inc. website, you agree to be bound by these terms and conditions. if you do not agree to these terms, well, tough luck.

2. use of website

you are granted a limited license to access and use the gooners inc. website for personal, non-commercial purposes. just don't do anything stupid, okay?

3. intellectual property

all content on the gooners inc. website, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, and images, is the property of gooners inc. or its licensors. don't even think about stealing it.

4. product descriptions

we do our best to accurately describe our products, but we can't guarantee that every detail will be perfect. if you have any questions, feel free to ask. just don't expect a straight answer.

5. limitation of liability

gooners inc. shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising out of your use of the website or any products purchased from us. in other words, if something goes wrong, it's not our problem.

6. indemnification

you agree to indemnify and hold harmless gooners inc. from any claims, damages, or losses arising out of your use of the website or any violation of these terms and conditions. basically, don't blame us if you mess up.

7. governing law

these terms and conditions shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the state of confusion. any disputes shall be resolved through binding arbitration conducted by a single arbitrator who may or may not be wearing a clown costume.

8. changes to terms

gooners inc. reserves the right to modify these terms and conditions at any time without prior notice. because, let's face it, nobody reads this stuff anyway.

9. contact us

have questions? concerns? existential crises? drop us a line at... wait we don't have a legal email setup yet. TODO

gooners inc. - where legalese meets nonsense