Privacy Policy

welcome to the privacy policy page of gooners inc., where we attempt to navigate the murky waters of data protection with the grace of a drunken sailor.

1. information we collect

at gooners inc., we may collect certain information from you, such as your name, email address, and shipping address. we promise not to do anything nefarious with this information, but hey, who knows?

2. how we use your information

we use your information to process your orders, communicate with you, and improve our services. rest assured, we won't sell your information to the highest bidder... unless the price is right.

3. cookies

yes, we use cookies. no, not the delicious kind. these cookies help us track your browsing activity and preferences. if you're not okay with that, tough luck.

4. third-party services

we may use third-party services such as google analytics to track website traffic and user behavior. these services may collect information about you, but don't worry, we'll still be friends.

5. data security

we take data security seriously... well, sort of. while we strive to protect your information, we can't guarantee that our security measures will be foolproof. so, uh, don't blame us if your data gets stolen.

6. children's privacy

we do not knowingly collect personal information from children under the age of 13. if you're a kid, go play outside or something.

7. changes to this policy

we reserve the right to modify this privacy policy at any time without prior notice. because, let's face it, nobody reads this stuff anyway.

8. contact us

have questions? concerns? existential crises? drop us a line at contact@gooner.toys, and we'll do our best to ignore them... i mean, address them promptly.

gooners inc. - where your privacy is pretty secure i guess