Frequently Asked Questions

welcome to the frequently asked questions page of gooners inc., where we attempt to provide answers to questions you probably didn't even know you had.

what is a gooner?

ah, the age-old question. a gooner is someone who embraces the spirit of fun and whimsy, refusing to let age dampen their sense of playfulness. whether you're five or fifty-five, if you've got a gooner spirit, you're one of us.

what kind of products do you sell?

at gooners inc., we specialize in what we like to call "gooner" toys. think quirky action figures, mind-bending puzzles, and our legendary gooner goo - the slimy, sticky substance that's perfect for hours of gooey, giggly fun.

how long will it take to receive my order?

we aim to ship your order within 1-3 business days, though delays may occur because, well, life happens. once your order is on its way, delivery times vary depending on your location and shipping method.

do you ship internationally?

yes, we do! just be prepared for customs, duties, and other bureaucratic hurdles that come with international shipping. oh, and expect longer delivery times because, well, geography.

what is your return policy?

if you're not completely satisfied with your gooner purchase, shoot us an email within 14 days of receiving your order. we'll do our best to accommodate your return, but please understand that we're just trying to survive in this crazy world.

how can i contact customer support?

have questions? concerns? existential crises? drop us a line at support@gooner.toys, and we'll do our best to address them promptly. just don't expect us to solve all of life's mysteries.

are you hiring?

not at the moment, but feel free to send us your resume anyway. who knows, maybe we'll find a spot for you in our ragtag team of misfits.

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